no really...

[gfrancie]

Holy Mary Mother of God,
I have just seen something on television that has left me speechless and filled with too much laughter.

On the television they were advertising a video called HollyWood's Body Shots. It is nothing but clips from a bunch of films, where you can see cookie shots and tit shots of various actresses. You can see every nude scene ever done.
And if you call now you can get Hollywood's Hottest Love scenes. Which they advertised as "such and such actress on bottom. Such and such actress on top, underwater and everywhere."

Only 19.99...WOW.
I suppose it saves a person time from having to fast-forward through all of that actual talking stuff.

*laughs wildly*
I thought it had to be a joke...It wasn't.

Andrew said, "That is the great thing about American television. You think you have seen it all and then something comes along."

I almost long for the good ol' days of the phone sex line ads.


Hrm...I didn't watch that MTV irony awards or whatever the hell it was.
I don't think I missed a damn thing.
"ooooo some tarty girls kissed" Please I can see that kind of thing at work.
"ooooo Chris Rock said something shocking."

Yeah...

Comments

[freudian-slip.livejournal.com]

ok, so did you get the phone number for that video?

don't worry about missing the girls kiss. i have the mpg on my computer right now, i can hook you up.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I think the website is <hre="http://www.hollywoodshottest.com">Hollywoodshottest.com" But don't quote me.

You always have girls kissing.

[freudian-slip.livejournal.com]

god i wish, no matter how much i beg amy will NOT kiss another girl!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Give up on it.

Go masturbate to tellitubbies or something.

I think somewhere there is photographic evidence of me kissing a girl.

I wonder how much I could sell it for.

[freudian-slip.livejournal.com]

probably not that much. you could give it to your boyfriend as a birthday present.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

But this was some hot kissing action.

She was this very pretty red-head. Plus she was my friend Jon's girlfriend at the time.

Nah...I don't think so.

[freudian-slip.livejournal.com]

do you think he would not approve?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

oh no...he would be bored by it.
He lived with two lesbians who were always making out.
Big whoop for him.

[freudian-slip.livejournal.com]

*sigh* you still don't understand. it's ok, i will teach you.

ITS NOT JUST ANY OTHER CHICK, ITS YOU!

ok, that lesson over.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I just don't get it.
I should ask him tonight about that.

Besides I don't dig girls. I tried kissing several girls and it just didn't take.

Super snoggerific

[claritapita.livejournal.com]

Which book store do you work at? I think I need some um new...books..yea BOOKS thats it!

Re: Super snoggerific

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I am sorry at this time it is classified information.

[cogshiftingman.livejournal.com]

Fascinating, but don't they all use body doubles? So you'd be getting a video of body doubles. Why not just rent some good titillating porn?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

nonono...we are talking the early stuff in an actresses career. When she is trying to make a name for herself before she gets respectable and "refuses to do nude scenes"

So it is much more interesting.

fancy seeing you here...

[rockrgirl8.livejournal.com]

i find the next day's morning news highlights of the mtv awards to suffice. i will say though that madonna kissing britney was too much for my morning. fucking gross. i hate britney. but i will not digress into a tirade. jack black's mocking of michael jackson was pretty damn funny though.

Re: fancy seeing you here...

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I give Kudos to Jack Black because he is always funny.
I think they could have cut the awards down to a five minute commercial.

[cascini7.livejournal.com]

REally late at night, they still have phone sex line ads. I watch them....."Do you like hot girls?"

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I love those ads. With the synthasizer heavy music.

[exjb-986723.livejournal.com]

oh, come now. the unisex smooching had spectacular kitsch value. it's like Rock-Scissors-Paper. Madonna outtarts Britney. Britney out-'hos Christina. Christina outsluts Madonna.

bing, bang, bong.

and where's Eminem in all this?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

But it has been done already.
Come one let's find something interesting.

I would have killed to have seens something like Fred Durst make out with Ashton Kutcher. Now that is something to look at.

[exjb-986723.livejournal.com]

meantime, back in THIS country ...

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Come on, you know you would have looked.

[exjb-986723.livejournal.com]

sure, but that's me. i beat neither Bibles nor children in my spare time.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Give it time.