my bitch.

[gfrancie]

Okay, I brought brownies to work and wowed those sweet folks.
Then work began to lose its lustre.

I received a harrassing/obscene phonecall from a guy named, "Sean".
He kept asking for my cell# and generally being a fuckwit.

Then I caught a shoplifter and the fucker ran off. I started yelling at him he said, "FUCK YOU." I said, "Get the hell back here."
It was awesome I was like TJ Hooker or something.

You know that dumb dumb dumb adage, "There are no stupid question."
I say WRONG.
This woman came up to me and was looking for a book on "Being an Aunt."
I was a bit perplexed.
She had recently become an Aunt and wanted a book on how to be an Aunt. I thought to myself, "how much glue do you sniff on the weekends to make that a hard job."
You hang out with small children, you spoil them a bit, and always have gum for them.

THEN she asked, "do you have that classic book...I think it is green and 'duck' is in the title."
Yeah.....
We found it. Or atleast we told her the book she was looking for was, "Make Way for Ducklings."

My head was ready to explode near the end of the day.

Stupid people need to stay home and order stuff online.

I am going to eat something big now and hate people.
RAWR.

Comments

[swallowwhole.livejournal.com]

oh, there are TOTALLY stupid questions. when i taught high school i found that they usually started with the phrase "couldn't you just" or "couldn't we just." as in: "couldn't we just take naps this period?" and "couldn't you just give us all 'A's?"

No.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

That is merely apathy shining through. I used to say the same things to my teachers. In jest of course.

[exjb-986723.livejournal.com]

i think your shoplifter cut me off on the freeway the other day.

auntie-woman: should've sold her some porn.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well you have my full permission to hunt him down and run him over like a raccoon.

I should have sold her hot gay porn with a sideorder of KY.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh I'm very sorry about your day gen that sucks but that is kind of cool what you did and I agree with that one guy you should've sold her porn.to tell you the truth I always wanted to yell "Get the hell back here"it sounds cool just to yell that.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I sell everyone porn! Porn for kids too. *smirks*

You should yell it sometime. It is kinda cool, yet futile.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Soon...let me remember my address.

[closh2.livejournal.com]

I long to say get the hell back here! It just sounds so movie like and dramatic. Sorry about the shoplifter. If it's any consolation, my friend had an arrest on her first day of school. How screwed is that.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I was kinda frustrated.
I think the next time I catch someone I will jump them.

[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

I can just see you pummelling that shoplifter.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

*laughs*
There is something kind of funny about running after someone while dressed in a nice skirt and heels.

I feel like Cagney and Lacy. heh

[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say funny...perhaps sexual?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

mostly dorky.

[punch-drunk.livejournal.com]

I hate customers. The other night I had my fill of confused old people.
Your day sounded much worse though. A coworker and I were insisting that it MUST be a full moon with what was going on at work lately. Something weird is definitely in the air.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I know. There is something about the greater population that is bringing out the asshole in all of them.