guess who I was once married to?

[gfrancie]

Okay, I think Miss Gennie is going to have herself a big dose of happy very very soon.
Robert Evans the kick-ass producer and general man of cool is going to become a cartoon.
Kid Notorious
I am so excited I may faint.


My idea of heaven would be to be on the Merv Griffin show with Robert Evans, Jack Paar and Totie Fields.
Much wit would ensue.

Comments

[wankle.livejournal.com]

I have to say, that show looks really awful from the previews I've seen.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Yet, I would enjoy it, just for Robert Evans alone...


cheap, I know

[ratphooey.livejournal.com]

I'll give the show a watch.

But I would prefer to see you on Merv with Bob, Jack and Totie.

My mother worked on the Jack Paar show back in the day, 195X-5X.

Noel Coward is a close second.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

oh my sweet jesus you are kidding me.
Can I like worship your mom and stuff?

Jack Parr is God to me.
Talk about witty.

[ratphooey.livejournal.com]

You may certainly worship my mom. Maybe there could be a cult. The cult of mom.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

is there a uniform? drinks?

[ratphooey.livejournal.com]

The uniform must involve a baggy woolen cardigan. The drink? Guinness. Mom's fave. Because it's like drinking a loaf of bread, she says.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I have the baggy woolen cardigan, and I can drink three whole empirial pints of guinness and still walk upright all the way home.

No wonder I feel so full after those, I always feel like I have eaten a lot of bread. Very dry bread.

[ratphooey.livejournal.com]

Well, then, you have one up on my mother. She is quite small, and a bit of a lightweight. 3 imperial pints would knock her on her ass. Though fortunately she would be a very good natured drunk, as she is a good natured person, in general.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Practice...years of practice got me there. Mind you I don't do it all that often. Otherwise I would have a beer gut.

I am a good-natured drunk as well.

She and I can chill like bad-asses in our frumpy cardigans.

[ratphooey.livejournal.com]

The vision of the two of you chilling like bad-asses in your frumpy cardigans? Priceless.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

we can make snarky comments about robert goulet.

[ratphooey.livejournal.com]

Is there any other kind?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

flattering remarks ala merv griffin.

[ratphooey.livejournal.com]

Well, yes.

But not about Robert Goulet.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I love Robert Goulet.
seriously.

[ratphooey.livejournal.com]

His smarm quotient is a little high for me, though I love his voice.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Yes, he does have that, "hey howya doin' I love you frank you are too talented" thing going on.
But everyone agress that his voice is kick-ass.

[cogshiftingman.livejournal.com]

You were married to the transvestite valet of Queen Beatrice of the Netherlands, who developed a severe case of chronic incontinence and was pensioned off as a permanent tourist attraction in the Pissen-Zee square in Amsterdam's red light district, leaving you penniless and in urgent need of a new wardrobe and a divorce.

That's my guess.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Close...very very close.
But not quite.