Why I am afraid of cable television.

[gfrancie]

I tried (emphasis on tried) watching that Newlyweds show that follows the first year of wedded bliss between Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.
I think I have had an aneurysm within the last fifteen minutes. She can not be that incredibly stupid can she? I think if she had a kid she would lose him in a closet or something.
The husband...I want to pity him, but he knew what he was signing up for.
argh...how can they be? It is too fucking much.
She spends hours trying to figure out how to cook. He has to explain what unraveling a hose means. These people are insane.
Stop them. Please.


I had to turn off the television because I was so disturbed by what I saw.
*whimpers and hides under the table for awhile*

I think I am going to keep the television on pbs for the rest of the year (with occasional forays to watch the daily show and MI-5) *shudders*

Comments

[cogshiftingman.livejournal.com]

Cyd Charisse?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

yes!

[claritapita.livejournal.com]

If I had a camera following me around, you would catch me doing some very stupid things too.

[cogshiftingman.livejournal.com]

Please share :-)

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

She can be quite silly when she has had a few to drink.
I think she has groped my breasts more times then I can count on my fingers.

[cogshiftingman.livejournal.com]

That sounds like fun!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Good clean girls getting drunk and playing lesbian fun.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I dunno...I don't think you could be that stupid.

[ratphooey.livejournal.com]

Fab icon. I lurve Gene Kelly. And I wouldn't mind being Cyd Charisse when I grow up.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

thankyouverymuch.
me too.

[robiewankenobie.livejournal.com]

no kiddin'.

she aged really well, too. sometimes she hosted ballroom dancing on pbs...va va voooom!

[popcultureicon.livejournal.com]

a wise wonderful and attractive woman once told me "don't watch things like that, they'll give you cancer"

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

boy howdy hehe

[popcultureicon.livejournal.com]

"i'm mad becaus i tried to iron my husbands shirt, and i spent three hours at it, and then when he got home, and then he said you need to plug it in, and then i was like omigod!!!!!"


i can't stand that show... reminds me of one of my ex-girlfriends.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

It is just too much...

[popcultureicon.livejournal.com]

yeah. luck you being all married to robert evans.
i'd marry him.