sordid with cheesecake.

[gfrancie]

Today was another cocktail hour at Barnes and Noble.
The best part of this particular session were the private discussions with various co-workers about the indiscretions of other co-workers.
Tsk tsk tsk.

I seem to possess a face that encourages people to tell me all of their dark secrets. There are moments when I want to say politely, "please leave me out of this." But the gossip is just so delicious I can't help but listen. Fortunately the only person who ever hears of it is Mr. Jenner.

Hrm...

I must say this, certain people shouldn't use work as their own private booty-call service, because eventually you run out of people.

...

Tonight I have a craving for Toad-in-the-hole. I believe I will beg a certain Englishman to make it for me. I promise to rub his feet if he does that for me.

...

I was so tired last night that I missed MI-5. I am so disappointed. Damn me. Instead I slept for ten freaking hours. I think I caught up on my rest for the month of October.

Okay enough inane chit-chat, time to lie on the sofa and watch inane television.

Comments

re: booty call service

[(Anonymous)]

no kidding - that bookstore you work at is like whorehouse with one main whore...and basically everyone who's slept with that one has de facto slept with each other and everyone they all have slept with...NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: booty call service

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

You so bad. *laughs*
Email me with more sordid details.

Re: booty call service

[(Anonymous)]

there are no secret sordid detailes. let's call the whore "a". the beginning of the alphabet and somehow that means "a" has to work "a's" way through the rest of the alphabet. "a" has no self-respect or dignity. "a" doesn't have any regard or respect for people or their significant others or husbands or wives or brothers or sisters or cousins once, twice, or even thrice removed. anyone who's s*cked, f*cked, or touched "a" should be deloused immediately. "a" is going to have to move to another city very soon because "a's" reputation precedes "a". look for the story in the stranger soon.

Re: booty call service

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness....This is quite horrifying. *laughs*

Who knew books could be such a slutty business.

I am excited about the stranger article.

Now email me your identity and we can go have tea and have a good laugh.

My treat.