My favorite line: "If you tell me you don't like this dress, I'm sticking my head right in the oven.

[gfrancie]

Okay okay okay okay...Okay (my mother knows the joke behind that phrase)
So I have come up with a halloween costume.

Andrew and I went to the Redlight to figure out what the hell to dress up as. He never dressed up as a child (I know you are thinking Amnesty International needs to be called to help those poor children in the UK) and this is his first time dressing up. He decided he is going to be dracula. A nice choice for a first timer. He says, it is kinda creepy and kinda sexy.
I like his thinking. We found teeth, and a cape. A simple costume. While looking around at the various costumes I saw something and it gave me inspiration.
I saw an apron. It hit me.

I am going to go as a Stepford Wife for halloween.
I will have a pretty little outfit, a pretty little apron, some false eyelashes and I will carry around a cocktail glass and offer people drinks.

Spooky I know.

We then had tea and cake. Yay.

Now to sit about in my pink fluffy robe wearing chanel. Mmmmmm

I don't WANT to squeeze the goddamn Charmin!

Comments

[closh2.livejournal.com]

So where is this wonderful party? The costumes will be the most wonderul creations I'm sure. Have fun!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I have no idea....some friend of a friend kind of thing.

[clumsytraveller.livejournal.com]

what happened to the Martha Stewart idea?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I like apron's more. Plus it is an excuse for me to wear false eyelashes and be silly.

I am secretly Martha Stewart at home any other day of the week.

[punch-drunk.livejournal.com]

Where is that line from? The Stepford Wives? (obvious choice, but I've never seen it so I am not sure.) I'm sure I've heard it recently in context but I just can't remember where.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

yeah it is.
You should see it sometime.
It is pretty hilarious.