Monday...no I don't have a case of them.

[gfrancie]

To continue in the vein of slightly obscene similies...sometimes it is hot as a crotch.
Now it is cold as a witch's tit. I am not kidding you. I leave for work in the morning and various parts of my body become so cold and "alert" I am afraid they might freeze off. I am not wearing a halter top, I am properly bundled up, but still....saints be praised it is chilly.

We have a bunch of holiday help. We have to refrain from getting attached to them. They are like certain farm animals. "don't give them names, because they are eventually 'going away'."


I hauled very heavy coffee table books around today. I now feel as powerful as the East German Women's pole vaulting team circa 1963. (though less chest hair)
It was a fun way to spend work. Much more entertaining then the onslaught of Bellevue blondes I dealt with today. Could they be anymore atrocious and tacky? I don't think any of them could have an independent thought if their life depended upon it.

...

I need to make dinner and I am lacking inspiration. Oh kind dinner gods provide me with some idea so I won't let the boyfriend starve...or eat potato chip sandwiches (even though I know he would enjoy that)

yep.

Comments

[reenigne.livejournal.com]

I'd enjoy it even more if I hadn't had it for lunch!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Yea...I can't do that to you. I know how you dislike eating the same thing for lunch and dinner.

[cogshiftingman.livejournal.com]

I thought it was "as flat as a witch's tit" ... But cold works, too.

Perky nipples: sarahparah and I refer to them as "Charlie Dimmocks", or "CDs" in very polite company.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

In my family we call them "partyhats".
The term came from a magazine I read as a teenager. "Sassy" was the name of the magazine (very hip back in the day) and they had "terms" each month and that was one of them.

When my sister was like...8 or so, one day she said, "geez, I have party hats."
It was a classic Gibson family moment.

[freudian-slip.livejournal.com]

"cold as a witches tit in a brass bra"

you have never heard that?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

He is English...

[cogshiftingman.livejournal.com]

No, but I have now :-)

re: holiday help

[rockrgirl8.livejournal.com]

though some of us holiday help are more tenacious than others even if we no longer work there...must be i got attached to y'all while i was there. ;)

Re: holiday help

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Well you were hip and had the right attitude.
Some are like puppy dogs that you see at the pound.
They break your heart, because they are so adorable, but you know they won't last.