I am eating reheated chicken pot pie. yum

[gfrancie]

If I were a sign poster I would say this or maybe if I was feeling more inspired I would say this

But if you have something to say. Say it here

Comments

[photosexual.livejournal.com]

I have just been very very naughty with this tool. It is a wonderful thing. Thank you.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Is that not the best?
I came up with one earlier that said, "Keep it funky, Jesus style."

[robiewankenobie.livejournal.com]

"Keep it funky, Jesus style."
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so far, that's my fave...*chortle*

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

I love that thing. It makes me happy.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

It is a cheap harmless form of entertainment that keeps most of the American public from losing it too often.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

And with me in Indiana - the corner of Hell Central for Stupid people, I can use that sort of thing.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

It keeps you from doing the real thing. heh

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

There are enough Churchs that I'd have plenty of signs to rearrange.

You know you're in the bible belt when here are more churches in the phone book than there are lawyers or doctors...

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

People need more cable.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

I think people just need to go chasing deer with their underwear around their ankles more often. It's why I bought my binoculars, and in three weeks, they pay for themselves with all the free deer porn...

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Deer Porn....I would download that in a New York minute.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Really, who wouldn't? And you know what goes with Deer porn? Weasel porn.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I want emu porn myself.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Emu porn is best with a greased up weasel. The weasel can deliver the pizza and get surprised by the pizza order not having any dollar bills for a tip...

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

The emu will be wearing high heels and a t-shirt that says foxy.
Nothing else.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

What? No afro? What about a lucky mood ring?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

cornrows like bo derek in Ten.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

We should dig Dudley Moore up and put his hair in cornrows, in honor of that glorious movie.

Well, his back hair at any rate.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

yeah while we are at it we should put cornrows on everyone's pubic hair.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Don King's pubic hair must be uncontrollabel and unstoppable. I'm not going to mess with that one.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Well he ought to be free and natural.

But I think we should take John Madden and help him out.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

John Madden would just trim using his teeth, like a rabid dog with fleas.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

And he could give you a play-by-play of the action.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

The slow-mo replay is really why I'd watch again and again.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

If it was narrated by Eli Wallach.