Lost in Translation.

[gfrancie]

Okay this is for the people who like smart-assed moments.

Originally on the seattle there was a particular post and I kinda well...I posted something regarding what the person had written. It lasted about five minutes before it was deleted. heh
Here I shall post it for you.


Men in Seattle! some guy I met recently

If you are hot you are dumb as a rock. so let's make out and stuff. I might touch your pee-pee
If you are rich you are a lecherous pawing cretin. I will let you touch my breasts if you buy me a pony
If you are neither hot nor rich you are drunk or stoned.so um...could you score me some stuff. oh come on! Why not? well you are really lame
If you aren't hot or rich or drunk you are unemployed. your dick is small

I hate you all. why didn't you call me the next day after we had drunken sex in your acura

Comments

[harbinjer.livejournal.com]

You rule.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

ah shucks...

[carrieann.livejournal.com]

The crazy, mixed-up youth these days... /shakes head

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I know...hehe

I just don't get why she even put that there.
So she is pissed that she hooked up with a wanker...yep, that is life. But goodness not everyone is like that.

[harbinjer.livejournal.com]

No, not everyone.... just guys in Seattle.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Well no one likes a generalization about their entire sex.

[mrhorrible.livejournal.com]

It was just priceless was her last post in Seattle where she was basically saying she was looking to score and needed a place to park her borrowed car overnight.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

She doesn't quite understand lj ettiquette just yet I suspect.

[superdeluxe.livejournal.com]

Ya know another one that has no point in the seattle board was that chick who was complaining about people behind her at the GC concert.

Good lord.

[exjb-986723.livejournal.com]

wait, so was the Aurora comment post-deletion? i thought that was rather brilliant.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

no...
I posted the aurora ave comment...then...then I posted my thing (above) on Seattle and well it didn't last too long.

[atonal.livejournal.com]

That girl is lammmmme. I read that on the seattle list, YOU ROCK!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I feel kinda sorry for her because she is so out of it.

[atonal.livejournal.com]

yeah....but she reallllly walked into what she got on the seattle list, as far as I'm concerned.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

oh well yeah. *laughs* Everyone took a shot. It was just wide open.
Still...this is someone who has a lot to learn about people and being a good judge of character.

[atonal.livejournal.com]

yup...she's setting herself up for some serious heartbreak.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

My mother had a glance at the post and she said, "oh great...wait till this broad is forty five and still doing the same thing."

[atonal.livejournal.com]

HA HA...that's classic. your mom is great.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

my mom is a smart-ass too.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

just now and then.
One should take anything too seriously.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

oh heckfire. hehe

(there are no words)

[amai-unmei.livejournal.com]

I will let you touch my breasts if you buy me a pony

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Re: (there are no words)

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

well some people go lower, but that is my asking price.

[popcultureicon.livejournal.com]

mine whas pointing wondering if she holds herself to the same standards of beauty that she holds men.

she said yes.

i pointed out that logically that means she's dumb as a rock.

[mrhorrible.livejournal.com]

Heh I saw that! Very good work soldier!
*salutes*

[popcultureicon.livejournal.com]

thankyouverymuch.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

well I don't think there is an argument there.

[superdeluxe.livejournal.com]

Heh. I couldnt say it any better myself.

That girl is fucked UP.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

let's buy her some pills.
Or introduce her to IRC. heh

[superdeluxe.livejournal.com]

Hah IRC now thats the idea! :)

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

think of all of the fun she could have?

[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

what is my ex wife doing in Seattle?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

well a girl needs to get around heh.