straight away

[gfrancie]

Vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmm.

I promise to update tomorrow, jetlagged rambling and all.

Comments

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

If you remove your shoes your dream will come true.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Now you tell me. I've been banging the heels of Judy Garland's corpse together for a day now without a single wish coming true.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Take a lesson from our lord and savior Charles Nelson Reilly.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

... Don't get caught with a dead underage hooker named Jaime...?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

well of course and don't eat yodels with Paul Lynne

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Paul Lynne... now there's a man who could hum a tune while swallowing.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

You know he won an award for his work.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Vincent Price was all about firm pats for a job well done.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

and foot massages from Laverne and Shirley.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

And a grope from Gary Marshall. It's all about who's the princess.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

You just want a grope from any man who wears socks well.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Andy Rooney does come to mind...

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I would think that Walter Cronkite would be your man.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

His man-breasts don't exactly make me erect, but he does have a wonderful voice for telling you where to put your thumb just before he gets off.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

you must read the holy book of Don Knotts. It tells all of the secrets.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Like what to do with the trophy finger of celebrities. It's how I knew where to slip the well licked pinky of Eddie Albert.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Oh the shame of it all. Where is Ed Wynn when you need him?

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Floating up in the air. The damn bastard keeps laughing. I blame Dick van Dyke.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Dick Van Dyke needs to be kind to little old men and flying cars.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Just to make up for having a dim witted brother who dos all those Big Lots commercials.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Be kind to Jerry.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Not my fault he played steamroller with an 18 wheeler.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

You know he shouldn't have had all of that mayonnaise.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Especially after it was left in the sun for all those houses in the rectum of a finely dressed cabana boy.

Not everything is best after fermentation.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

You do realize that this is the sort of thing that should be sold to Lifetime television for women as a movie of the week. I am picturing Dinah Manoff as the jar of mayo.