straight away

[gfrancie]

Vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmm.

I promise to update tomorrow, jetlagged rambling and all.

Comments

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

you must read the holy book of Don Knotts. It tells all of the secrets.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Like what to do with the trophy finger of celebrities. It's how I knew where to slip the well licked pinky of Eddie Albert.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Oh the shame of it all. Where is Ed Wynn when you need him?

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Floating up in the air. The damn bastard keeps laughing. I blame Dick van Dyke.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Dick Van Dyke needs to be kind to little old men and flying cars.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Just to make up for having a dim witted brother who dos all those Big Lots commercials.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Be kind to Jerry.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Not my fault he played steamroller with an 18 wheeler.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

You know he shouldn't have had all of that mayonnaise.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Especially after it was left in the sun for all those houses in the rectum of a finely dressed cabana boy.

Not everything is best after fermentation.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

You do realize that this is the sort of thing that should be sold to Lifetime television for women as a movie of the week. I am picturing Dinah Manoff as the jar of mayo.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

That would be dreamy. We should consider writing a Herman's Head Reunion episode with her in it, followed by a host of other long since forgotten Fox Shows... Ahh, War of the Worlds... with Estelle Getty.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

You need your own cable channel.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, somehow, I don't see me doing much planning for CBS.

Wait, does CBS even do TV anymore?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

They do now and then. When they remember their geritol.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

And David Letterman. He's about all they have left.

Maybe they could spin Paul Shaffer off and have him violated by random celebrities as a new form of talk show. Sort of like Regis and Kelly, but with less whoring.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I would like to see a show with Earnest Borgnine beating up Regis.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

I'd be all over that. We need more of that sweaty lust muffin Ernest on the air. Sipowitz's ass? Pass. Ernest's hairy mole covered bum, pure lip quiver.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I am all aquiver.