straight away

[gfrancie]

Vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmm.

I promise to update tomorrow, jetlagged rambling and all.

Comments

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

... Don't get caught with a dead underage hooker named Jaime...?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

well of course and don't eat yodels with Paul Lynne

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Paul Lynne... now there's a man who could hum a tune while swallowing.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

You know he won an award for his work.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Vincent Price was all about firm pats for a job well done.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

and foot massages from Laverne and Shirley.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

And a grope from Gary Marshall. It's all about who's the princess.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

You just want a grope from any man who wears socks well.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Andy Rooney does come to mind...

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I would think that Walter Cronkite would be your man.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

His man-breasts don't exactly make me erect, but he does have a wonderful voice for telling you where to put your thumb just before he gets off.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I think that quite possibly the man for you is....Jack Cassidy.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah... I'd go deep fisting off the coast of that. Him and Wilford Brimley... oatmeal heaven.

As a random aside, the look my wife had on her face when she saw me type out the comment about the man breasts... priceless.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

You have such a kind and brave wife. Does she win some sort of grand prize for sticking with you?

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

One would think she would. Especially after being married to me for 10 years now (as of last Friday).

I mean, if not, did she like kill a thousand cute babies who were in a bus with nuns on the way to purchase cute puppies in a past life, because, damn... how else do you explain the karmic balance?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Wow, congrats on ten years of patience.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Who knew she could look past me being, well, a putz for 10 years... well, 13 years really as of this month that we've been dating or married.

Spooky, hmm?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I think that is so cool.
Plus I think if I was in your position I would feel just a tad superior to people like Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Why, what's the point? Besides, maybe it's best they do break up. How much better would it be if they had a kid and the kid grew up in a home like that?

And yeah, it is wicked cool, 13 years. Damn, do I so owe my wife. ;)

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

You should get her a spoon rest or something for being married to you.