attention *ahem*

[gfrancie]

I am now taking applications for the job of "gennie's boyfriend" for the year 2002.
If you feel you are qualified, please send a resume to my email.
thank you, that is all.
-the management

Comments

[devo68.livejournal.com]

What kind of experience are you looking for?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

no experience is neccessary, the company is willing to train anyone who is hired.
what we are looking for is someone who has potential, ambition, and can bring something to the company.

[devo68.livejournal.com]

I'm your man!

[16bit.livejournal.com]

what about benefits? hazard pay?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

good questions.

benefits:
regular sex, presents on your birthdays, and there is not required "call me when you get home" stuff.

hazard pay: more sex.

Re:

[16bit.livejournal.com]

ooooooooooo... but what about requirements, e.g. education/etc.

[ids.livejournal.com]

Dishwasher.

not the nipple icon

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

very tempting, but still you have to send in your resume like everyone else.

[freudian-slip.livejournal.com]

what if somebody has previous experience with the company? is it possible his resume is still on file?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

all resumes have been thrown out from the previous year (new year and all) so you can reply if you so choose, and we always are pleased to hire back some people.
If they make the cut

[freudian-slip.livejournal.com]

oh yeah, like not making the cut is possible. resumes may be gone, but forgotten ;-)

[adele822.livejournal.com]

i thought rooster was gay???

hehe jk

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

nah he just has a crush on ben affleck

Go girl!

[bombquita.livejournal.com]

You know you gotta be picky... don't wanna end up with some heh you know what I mean. To many guys out there too little time to cut through the bullshit.

Re: Go girl!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

that is why I have the application.
I go through, see what there is, and then go from there.

Re: Go girl!

[16bit.livejournal.com]

yeah but how many applicants lie about their qualifications.... :(

Re: Go girl!

[bombquita.livejournal.com]

Boyfriends suck tho!

pick me, pick me!

[cusackam.livejournal.com]

Can I just be your imaginary boyfriend? Seeing as how I can't visit you anymore and I'm a girl. I'm quite qualified.

Re: pick me, pick me!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

okay you are now my imaginary boyfriend!

[adele822.livejournal.com]

will you find me a bf too? im sick of being single :( if not a bf.. just a fuck buddie? :P

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

can and will do!

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

I'd offer up, but my wife would kill me. And there's that whole cross country thing... oh, and you'd have to be totally into having sex and calling out Abe Vigoda's name...

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

well that is okay, besides married men are automatically disqualified anyways.
damn...and abe vigoda makes me all hot n stuff

[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

you will get my resume ASAP

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

don't tease me