she can tap-dance too.

[gfrancie]

It is my day off, and what does gennie do? She goes and cooks a turkey. Yes...proof that I have too much time. But hey I also did my laundry and I have a rehearsal today, so I gotta get all tappity tap taphappy...or something....yeah so anyways.

I think it is time to go to canada, so LESLIE, let's get our fanny's in gear and get people together, find a hotel and go up to the land of hose-heads and duty-free booze!

and folks, I am serious about the boyfriend thing.
I don't want to go to a convent.
oh yeah and leslie wants a boyfriend too, so send her applications. She is very cute, and she is a funny drunk.

Comments

umm

[cusackam.livejournal.com]

not even the new convent I'm going to create??

Re: umm

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

depends...does this one allow sex?
and better choice of outfits?

Re: umm

[cusackam.livejournal.com]

yes it allows boyfriends, sex, and of course freedom in dress

Re: umm

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

sounds more like a liberal arts private school.

Re: umm

[cusackam.livejournal.com]

no, no, no

We like to call it a convent so we can say we are nuns damnit!

Re: umm

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

okay okay okay

bitch where's my chicken pot pie

[cusackam.livejournal.com]

oh yeah and as your imaginary boyfriend I expect fabulous imaginary dinners!

Re: bitch where's my chicken pot pie

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

well if you are my imaginary boyfriend I expect you to do the dishes

[devo68.livejournal.com]

If I fail to make the cut with you- could you pass along my app, or keep it on file or something?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

definitely. It seems that I am going to be processing applications for a few people. This is like the time my friend and I created a site called, "wanna get laid" and people would leave a little message saying what they were looking for, and then we set up something so you could contact such and such people" what a success that was.

Re:

[devo68.livejournal.com]

I bet you wore a big Huggy Bear hat the whole time too, didn't you?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

close...very close...
nah I just wore...god, we did that during this heatwave...and we were totally broke and living on bread I made, and tea and the occasional burrito, no air conditioning, so I was mostly living in a sarong...in this hotboxed apartment...
it was 4am when we thought up that thing.

Re:

[devo68.livejournal.com]

I think one can safely say, some of the best hair-brained schemes are thought up in a sarong, at 4am in a heatwave.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

oh baby don't you know it.

Re:

[devo68.livejournal.com]

I do! I do!

[carrieann.livejournal.com]

Joe and I were talking about taking a trip up to Vancouver around Valentine's Day, to stay for a few days. I changed my mind after hearing more about the flesh-eating bacteria outbreak. Not my bag.

Maybe we'll head south and terrorize Portland or something.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

no sense of adventure! Come on, after going up there, we could go to the Congo, where there is a volcano AND always a good chance to get ebola.
It will be SUPER!

[tlc71076.livejournal.com]

I go away for a few days and I come back to find that you have complteley left me out of the boyfriend application process?? What kind of crap is this?? If I promise to send your card sometime this century, will you process apps for me too? Please?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I need to set up some sort of official site.
Help THESE WOMEN. and guys could come and peruse, drop off an application, and ta ta we end up with boyfriends

Re:

[tlc71076.livejournal.com]

That actually sounds like a good idea! Should I draw up the application or do you have one already?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

just make up what you are looking for, make an announcement upon your livejournal, tell them where to send it, explain what you do and don't want and then voila....boyfriend city.

Re:

[tlc71076.livejournal.com]

Has it worked for you yet?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I am interviewing people as we speak!

[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

is it possible I can apply for both you and leslie? perhaps even the cusack woman

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

sure you can apply for leslie too, cusack..(you can call her ariana) has a boyfriend. She found herself a bonafide alaskan hick.

Re:

[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

does he shave?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

good question

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

apparently his big appeal is the sex is good and he gave her car a tune up.
talk about a guy!

Re:

[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

you can find worse guys!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

no no no, we like this guy.
After all the wussy crap with one guy, who couldn't decide what he wanted.
This is a great guy.