As Promised!

[gfrancie]

Today, I would like to introduce to all the eligble men out there to Tracy! She is looking for a guy, who is into popcicles, lesbian porn, and hating Walmart.
So, if you think you are qualified, send your resume in. You too can have the position of, "tracy's boyfriend" for the year 2002.
She promises HOT sex, great decorating tips, and more sex.
Also she has a huge supply of fish crackers.

Comments

*ahem*

[tlc71076.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the Popsicles.

Re: *ahem*

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

of course not

[adele822.livejournal.com]

hey man..walmart is the shit!! IM DOWN WITH THE GHETTO... besides..its cheap hehe

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

yes we know you are down with ghetto stuff, this is what happens when you move south. end of story hehe
though it was fun that one time when we found a great booty outfit for me to wear if we ever went on jenny jones and I was your friend who dressed too sexy.
once a geek, now super chic hehe

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[adele822.livejournal.com]

haha remember those scrunchys that looked like hair that we saw there..now that was ghetto

hell yeah.. jenny jones here we come

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

that was fun...maybe we should go on jenny jones. I would be so good, "you don't know me...shaddup"

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[adele822.livejournal.com]

hahaha hell yes.. lets do it..

[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

I thought KoeR Traci liked Walmart? Hell, she is moving to Tenn.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

she secretly does I think....after all she is living in the south.

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[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

Is Florida the South? I thought it was part of New York City.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

oh shutup

[tlc71076.livejournal.com]

Well, aside from spelling my name wrong *cough*, you must also not keep very good tabs on me because I am indeed staying in FL for the moment. ;P

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

so how long are you staying in the land of big alligators and old people

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[tlc71076.livejournal.com]

Not 100% sure at this point. At least 7 months I'd say. Unless something amazing happens in between that time. With me, you never know.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

right, you could decide to become a back up dancer for ZZTop

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[tlc71076.livejournal.com]

Been there, done that. I'm shooting for a shot as Elton's piano tuner.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

anyone can do that, I think you should be the wig manager for star jones

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[tlc71076.livejournal.com]

Ugh, no way. Then I have to put up with Bar-bra. No way.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

fine...turn down a perfectly respectable job as a wig manager..
okay...how about...drug dealer to jeb bush's daughter

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[tlc71076.livejournal.com]

I'd rather shove chopsticks up my nose and dance by the light of a pale moon.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

yeah..me too
honestly, a very cool job...would be, being a tina turner dancer.
that would own!

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[tlc71076.livejournal.com]

I have to tell you, I don't believe Tina will be hiring me anytime soon. I got the soul but I ain't know if I gots enough rhythm fer dat tour.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

we can give you a tamborine and you can stand in the back hehe

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[tlc71076.livejournal.com]

But, I think I might be too short for dem loooong Tina legs. I'd be like the back-up dwarf compared to her!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

there you go, you can be a back-up midget!

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[tlc71076.livejournal.com]

Add that to my profile in the man search. ;P

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

*takes notes* okay anything else

[tlc71076.livejournal.com]

Umm...when I switch my hours at ZuluHell, people can call me on the 800-line and have phonesex with me for free.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

oooo now that is HOT info.
tracy: zuluhell vixen

[tlc71076.livejournal.com]

See? I should be very marketable in the LJ ghetto.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

they will be beating down your door for hot sexy tracy action.

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[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

I just read that koeR TracY, I am sorry. I know you were looking forward to it.

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[tlc71076.livejournal.com]

Nothing to be sorry about...it was a decision I made because I wanted to, not because I had to, you know? My moving day will come.

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[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

and you are coming to Germany then, on your moving day?

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[tlc71076.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA!! Right. I know about 4 words in German, hate the food, and don't drink beer. Give me one reason to go there?!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

hot sex...

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[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

you like Italy right? just a short drive away.