I say, bingo brown just went to the drones

[gfrancie]

my friend Ian and I decided we are the founders of the "mutual cake society"
if you can't decide who or what you want, and yet you want it all, join up with us.
we get together, eat tea and cake and talk about our sordid sex lives or make up some sex life.

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Woo hoo!!!

[kickadee.livejournal.com]

Sign me up!

I'll have to make up the sex life part though :(

Re: Woo hoo!!!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

go right ahead, it is encouraged.

My kind of club....

[kickadee.livejournal.com]

Did I ever tell you about the time this dashing Norwegian duke invited me over to see his luge?

*high pitched giggles*

We wandered off the path and got frostbite in the most indelicate of places!

*more high pitched giggles*

crap, I'm bad at this :P

Re: My kind of club....

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

oh keep going, it sounds fairly amusing. You can't go wrong with amusing.
tea? cake?

Don't mind if I do! ;)

[kickadee.livejournal.com]

Well there we were, Olav and I, rutting in the snow like mooses, when along came an errant reindeer and bit the poor fellow on his left buttock!

*pauses for another scone*

Luckily, not speaking whatever language it is they speak over there, my tender ears were spared whatever vulgarites consquently spewed forth from the angry duke's trembling lips. I was not, however, spared the pathetic scene he made as he began weeping like a little schoolgirl while alternately clutching his bum and throwing snowballs at the retreating deer. Alas, his aim was as pathetic as his sniveling and I am sad to report I left Norway much disenchanted with their men.

*sips some more tea*

Now my encounter with a certain drunken French Cardinal was less dissapointing...but that is a story for another time.

Re: Don't mind if I do! ;)

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

darling that is nearly shocking. My experience with the scandinavians is much more positive.

petit four?

I found some other tea, so the choice is Lapsang souchong, Typho and mint.

french cardinel? my my..do tell

Re: Don't mind if I do! ;)

[kickadee.livejournal.com]

I don't know what those first teas are so I guess mint :)

It would be simply boorish of me to go on...it's your turn, I should think. ;)

Re: Don't mind if I do! ;)

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

mint it is, sugar? milk?

well, I had a brief affair with an exiled romainian prince. He was sweet, but terribly short and had a fetish for taking girls and fucking them in small foreign cars.
I was accomodating.

[devilindupriest.livejournal.com]

Heh. I'll join. Nothing recent to report, but sadly I doubt I'll need to make up anything for my sex life.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

another joiner. great!
have some cake.

[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

Gennie, we don't have to make up stuff...we can just do stuff with each other right there in front of other members of our society.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

isn't this the best society in the world. *grabs her handcuffs*

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[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

you wouldn't be using those handcuffs on me.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I never said I was. *smiles*

[devilindupriest.livejournal.com]

*watches with raised eyebrow while he nibbles on a scone*

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

might I offer you some devonshire cream?

[devilindupriest.livejournal.com]

No, no, I'm fine. Though, if it wouldn't be considered uncouth at this hour, a rum and coke would be loverly.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

one rum and coke it is!