He is one of those people who you might come from work early to find in bed with three women and a midget and when questioned about it he could look you straight in the eye without flinching and say, "What are you talking about?"
You'd walk out of the room profusely apologizing to him for doubting his fidelity while at the same time the midget is borrowing your best guest towel to wipe the Crisco out of his crack.
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Teflon Schwartenegger
Date: 2006-01-19 01:48 am (UTC)He is one of those people who you might come from work early to find in bed with three women and a midget and when questioned about it he could look you straight in the eye without flinching and say, "What are you talking about?"
You'd walk out of the room profusely apologizing to him for doubting his fidelity while at the same time the midget is borrowing your best guest towel to wipe the Crisco out of his crack.
This is the charm of our governor.