He is one of those people who you might come from work early to find in bed with three women and a midget and when questioned about it he could look you straight in the eye without flinching and say, "What are you talking about?"
You'd walk out of the room profusely apologizing to him for doubting his fidelity while at the same time the midget is borrowing your best guest towel to wipe the Crisco out of his crack.
*shudders* See I was brought up to go after the man with a sharp object and possibly throw all of his belongings out onto the front lawn and maybe threaten to make him a bit shorter.
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Teflon Schwartenegger
Date: 2006-01-19 01:48 am (UTC)He is one of those people who you might come from work early to find in bed with three women and a midget and when questioned about it he could look you straight in the eye without flinching and say, "What are you talking about?"
You'd walk out of the room profusely apologizing to him for doubting his fidelity while at the same time the midget is borrowing your best guest towel to wipe the Crisco out of his crack.
This is the charm of our governor.
Re: Teflon Schwartenegger
Date: 2006-01-19 01:51 am (UTC)See I was brought up to go after the man with a sharp object and possibly throw all of his belongings out onto the front lawn and maybe threaten to make him a bit shorter.
Making Things Shorter
Date: 2006-01-19 01:54 am (UTC)itty bitty ahnold.
Date: 2006-01-19 01:55 am (UTC)Yeah.