push that random button baby...harder.

[gfrancie]

I looked at one journal briefly, but when they started the sentence, "so I had a dandy time contradancing this weekend" I knew I had to turn around. quickly.

found another slightly interesting journal, that was nothing but one word entries that said, "fuck" and "bah"
though they did have one sentence I kinda liked, "I think I have AIDS in my foot (no offence to anyone)"

this made me think of some hyperactive kid who was given a candy bar and some coca cola for breakfast.

another girl was happy, because she lost weight in her leg when it had a cast. So a weight-loss tip to all of you gals out there:break your leg!

-a long manifesto dedicated to a cat with a hair-ball problem.

tomorrow night: more commentary with the random button.



Clarita_> imagine if some dude pulled that thing out on u
Clarita_> its longer than my forearm
spectre> I think the wang is fake.
spectre> But the look on that guys face was really what made me want to barf
esme> yeah
esme> he looked like the kind of guy who would fuck a girl if she was passed out.
spectre> I think Im hungry
esme> have some cock.
spectre> You.
esme> nah I am full
esme> big dinner.

all in reference to this: http://profiles.yahoo.com/vcimage1

Comments

[daylight.livejournal.com]

I'd like to think I played some small part in this.

~Jordan

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

you did, when I write my great book, I shall give you the credit!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

think of it as riding the metro bus in seattle.

[tlc71076.livejournal.com]

Funny that I found you with the Random button. *snicker*

And break a leg, eh? My legs aren't really in need os losing but do you think there's anyway to get a cast around my boobs?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

yes, I know it is funny and you caught me on a good day. heh

you can bound them I suppose, but all that will do is squish them flat.

[devo68.livejournal.com]

Whoa! You sure you want to be playing with the fabric of time and space like that?

I don't know...

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I like to live upon the edge now and then.

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[devo68.livejournal.com]

Ok. Give it a try.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

aw forget it, it is too expensive.

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[devo68.livejournal.com]

I just realized I have no idea what we are talking about.

[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

I wish I had a tool like that.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

to do what with? beat people away?

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[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

come on...I know you would be intrigued.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I first looked in horror and then I laughed.
Something that big is really no use to me. After all, I can only use so much. the rest would be a waste.
No girl could deep throat all of that.

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[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

you really like that oral stuff...I never liked receiving.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

well, I am a bigger fan of receiving.