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gfrancieWe were at Trader Joe's this afternoon and we were having out groceries rung up. There were two older ladies who thought he was very cute and were asking him questions and so on.
Then he proclaimed, "MUMMY HAS BREASTS". And they didn't quite understand what he had said, so he repeated what he had said. *hides face* Then he pointed to the girl who was ringing us up and was quite busty herself and said, "She has breasts!!!" I distracted him by asking him how old he was so that he could work on a subject of conversation that wouldn't mortify his Mother.
It helped that they couldn't quite hear him in his slightly garbled toddler speak but lord did I ever hear it.
So now you know, Senor Onion's Mummy has breasts, just in case you weren't clear on that subject.
I am just glad he didn't say, "Mummy has BOOBS! BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS!" (because he often shares that at home.)
Then he proclaimed, "MUMMY HAS BREASTS". And they didn't quite understand what he had said, so he repeated what he had said. *hides face* Then he pointed to the girl who was ringing us up and was quite busty herself and said, "She has breasts!!!" I distracted him by asking him how old he was so that he could work on a subject of conversation that wouldn't mortify his Mother.
It helped that they couldn't quite hear him in his slightly garbled toddler speak but lord did I ever hear it.
So now you know, Senor Onion's Mummy has breasts, just in case you weren't clear on that subject.
I am just glad he didn't say, "Mummy has BOOBS! BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS!" (because he often shares that at home.)
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Date: 2009-05-30 01:35 am (UTC)The Boy prefers to inform all men he meets that boys have penises, with all of the swaggering male collegiality a three-year-old can muster.
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Date: 2009-05-30 04:12 am (UTC)My Mother didn't die of embarrassment but I bet she tried.
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Date: 2009-05-30 02:07 am (UTC)Today Maya learned the phrase "lick it." I was telling her to lick the crumb of scrambled egg off her thumb. So now she's going around shouting LICK IT!!
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Date: 2009-05-30 02:10 am (UTC)I apparently replied I had been very bust playing with my penis.
She loves to tell that story to every single one of my friends she ever meets!
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Date: 2009-05-30 03:53 am (UTC)He really is so keen to point out breasts. He loves breasts almost as much as he loves cake.
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Date: 2009-05-30 04:37 am (UTC)I'm glad you're raising another breast man for this world!
Nora has taken to shoving her hand down my shirt and saying, "boo-boo," but so far that's only happened at home.
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Date: 2009-05-30 03:09 pm (UTC)Give Nora time. Soon she will be sharing her knowledge of what makes boys boys and what makes girls girls.
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