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We were at Trader Joe's this afternoon and we were having out groceries rung up. There were two older ladies who thought he was very cute and were asking him questions and so on.
Then he proclaimed, "MUMMY HAS BREASTS". And they didn't quite understand what he had said, so he repeated what he had said. *hides face* Then he pointed to the girl who was ringing us up and was quite busty herself and said, "She has breasts!!!" I distracted him by asking him how old he was so that he could work on a subject of conversation that wouldn't mortify his Mother.
It helped that they couldn't quite hear him in his slightly garbled toddler speak but lord did I ever hear it.
So now you know, Senor Onion's Mummy has breasts, just in case you weren't clear on that subject.
I am just glad he didn't say, "Mummy has BOOBS! BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS!" (because he often shares that at home.)
Then he proclaimed, "MUMMY HAS BREASTS". And they didn't quite understand what he had said, so he repeated what he had said. *hides face* Then he pointed to the girl who was ringing us up and was quite busty herself and said, "She has breasts!!!" I distracted him by asking him how old he was so that he could work on a subject of conversation that wouldn't mortify his Mother.
It helped that they couldn't quite hear him in his slightly garbled toddler speak but lord did I ever hear it.
So now you know, Senor Onion's Mummy has breasts, just in case you weren't clear on that subject.
I am just glad he didn't say, "Mummy has BOOBS! BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS!" (because he often shares that at home.)
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Date: 2009-06-05 03:46 pm (UTC)