school runs

I was driving the kids home from school and I said to Senor Onion, "argh, why is it always so freaking cold in the school yard. My face nearly froze and fell off." (because seriously where the school is situated it is always soooooooooo cold. The wind comes right off the ocean and it is painful.) and he says, "well maybe we should move to Australia."
I said, "no, too hot."
My dear darling boy says in his dear dry little sarcastic voice, "All right Goldilocks."
I laughed so hard.
Probably got the circulation going in my face.