The Real Life Adventures of a man named Alan Parsons...and his project....

[gfrancie]

And now a real conversation between Andrew and I.

Me:I just posted that you were molesting me and how you get excited when doing cross-words.
Andrew:I can't believe you did that. You can't do that.
Me:Yeah well I did. I did, I did. What are you going to do about it?
Andrew:I think...I will fuck you.
Me:Oh really? Maybe I will post that.
Andrew:I will get a good review.
Me:Oh you think so? Awfully sure of yourself.

*laughs* Imagine sex being reviewed like a book or a movie.

"It was a solid performance by all, nothing new or different but a well-timed performance and bit of choreography. Definitely a person to have sex with on a daily basis."

Now to have some toast.

Comments

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[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I don't recall saying I would give an automatic good review.

so...what are you wearing?

Re:

[reenigne.livejournal.com]

Maybe that was my imagination. But I'm sure I was only hoping for a good review, not expecting one.

Clothes. What are you wearing?

Re:

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

here is your good review :"Hot, dirty, exciting and orgasms had by all."

just clothes? What kinda underwear?
Me? *looks down* a bra and panties and white socks.

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[reenigne.livejournal.com]

That's a very personal question.

Re:

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Yeah...well um, what do I have to do to get an answer out of you?

Re:

[reenigne.livejournal.com]

I think you know what you have to do to find out what kind of underwear I'm wearing.

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[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

*sighs* But I am only human...I can only take so much.