straight away

[gfrancie]

Vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmm.

I promise to update tomorrow, jetlagged rambling and all.

Comments

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

It's been discussed, but who changes their name, and what's to be done with the credenza?!?!?!?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Why not combine and hyphenate. Or better yet...come up with a brand new name. Your last name will be Corkboard-Mendoza.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Would we really be a fasmily then, or just a mockery the likes of Lopez-Noa-Judd-Affleck-Anthony? Think of the tabloids!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I think you shall be known as Espradille La Salle, angriest whore north of witchita.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

You mean I wasn't already? Good thing that's changing, I had so many business cards made up.

Anger hooker. $1

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

for another dollar you will bitch slap Phyllis Diller.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

For $3, Phyllis Diller puts on a strap on and violates me while reciting the collected speeches of Maritn Luther King. Encores cost extra.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Wasn't that a scene that they cut from Airport '77?

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Close, there was one cut form Airport 77 just like it with Brenda Vaccaro with Lee Grant, but his body hair kept clogging the film feed.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

They later used it for a blooper reel but it made Dick Clark too hot.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

He actually aged from it, and if he ages, who'll do the Rocking New Year?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Why do you think he didn't host this year?

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

He was offer bathing in the blood of underaged Indonesian prostitues to reverse the aging process in defiance of all things holy.

He calls it his "Me Time."

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

*snorts*