gfrancie: (cocktail)
[personal profile] gfrancie
Meet the governor of California.
I think the phrase we are looking for is, "what the feck?"

*urp*

Date: 2006-01-19 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] epiphany.livejournal.com
*projectile vomits all over the monitor*

From what I know of him, this is NOTHING, but still... just watching him with the frickin' carrot.

*runs for the bathroom*

Re: The Carrot

Date: 2006-01-19 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
AAAAAAAAAAAA.
*hides under the covers*

Re: The Carrot

Date: 2006-01-19 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] epiphany.livejournal.com
Yeah.

File it under: Things I wish I didn't know.

Re: The Carrot

Date: 2006-01-19 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
I never ever want to go to Rio now.

Rio

Date: 2006-01-19 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] epiphany.livejournal.com
Don't go to Vienna and try to get near a goat when he's around either.

Re: Rio

Date: 2006-01-19 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
Dammit. That Arnold has to ruin everything.

Arnold Ruining Things

Date: 2006-01-19 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] epiphany.livejournal.com
That's another word for it, I guess, yes.

Re: Arnold Ruining Things

Date: 2006-01-19 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
or stuff.

Re: *urp*

Date: 2006-01-19 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
It made me feel icky and I found that through half of the damn short film I was covering my eyes or covering the screen. It was just toooooo much.

The Clip

Date: 2006-01-19 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] epiphany.livejournal.com
I kept thinking, "Pleasebeover, pleasebeover... It can't get much worse, can it? OH GOD NO! Pleasebeover..."

But, hello? This explains exactly why he BELONGS in politics.

Because he does strange things with carrots?

Date: 2006-01-19 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
I flinched. A lot.
I kept thinking to myself, "Oh no he isn't -oh he did ick ick ick."

Why Ah-nold Belongs In Politics

Date: 2006-01-19 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] epiphany.livejournal.com
No, not because he does strange things with carrots, but because he's scum. The stories about him are legendary and I don't know why none of them have ever come up because they are all worse than anything I've ever heard about Clinton or any other politician in office.

Re: Why Ah-nold Belongs In Politics

Date: 2006-01-19 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
Teflon image I think is the phrase we are looking for.

Teflon Schwartenegger

Date: 2006-01-19 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] epiphany.livejournal.com
So imagine you are married to him.

He is one of those people who you might come from work early to find in bed with three women and a midget and when questioned about it he could look you straight in the eye without flinching and say, "What are you talking about?"

You'd walk out of the room profusely apologizing to him for doubting his fidelity while at the same time the midget is borrowing your best guest towel to wipe the Crisco out of his crack.

This is the charm of our governor.

Re: Teflon Schwartenegger

Date: 2006-01-19 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
*shudders*
See I was brought up to go after the man with a sharp object and possibly throw all of his belongings out onto the front lawn and maybe threaten to make him a bit shorter.

Making Things Shorter

Date: 2006-01-19 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] epiphany.livejournal.com
I think the steroids have beaten you to it.

itty bitty ahnold.

Date: 2006-01-19 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
*snorts*
Yeah.

Date: 2006-01-19 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenniro.livejournal.com
oh sick, he's disgusting. *barfs*

Date: 2006-01-19 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
barf-worthy!

Date: 2006-01-19 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jillithian.livejournal.com
My parents voted for this guy:


Unfortunately, I was only 17 at the time of the election. However, I think I probably would have voted for him, too. He at least admits to having slept with hookers and actually tried to get legislation passed so that hookers can have protection of the law and benefits and stuff.

He didn't just grab the asses. He wanted to protect the ladies attached to the asses he grabbed. He appreciated the "whole" woman. :) heh

Date: 2006-01-19 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] la-sherazade.livejournal.com
That's actually pretty brave of him, don't you think?

Date: 2006-01-19 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
Sounds like a reasonable human being.

Date: 2006-01-19 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unopeneddoor.livejournal.com
We lub our Govenator.

Date: 2006-01-19 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unopeneddoor.livejournal.com
So we've had:
2 actors as govenors, Regan & Arnold.
1 actor as president, Regan.
1 wrestler & actor as govenor, Jesse.
MN's got a vampire running for Gov this year
One pop star as a mayor, Sonny

Why do I get the feeling that we're Europe's wacky neighbor in the Sitcom of Countries?

Date: 2006-01-19 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
In Italy a member of the parliment is a very famous porn star who is well-known for appearing topless in public.

Date: 2006-01-20 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unopeneddoor.livejournal.com
I'm glad someone else is gettin the headlines as well.

Date: 2006-01-20 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
it seems only fair.

Date: 2006-01-19 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] la-sherazade.livejournal.com
"To Brazilians, and especially men, the mulatto is the symbol of everything sexy and erotic." Uh, I had to stop it right there. Ugh!

Date: 2006-01-19 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
It is a real wincer.

Date: 2006-01-19 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tyrven.livejournal.com
DEAR GOD, it's a damned shame he can't become president. That right there is almost enough incentive to move to California (and visit Brazil).

Date: 2006-01-19 03:59 am (UTC)

Date: 2006-01-19 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] photosexual.livejournal.com
I bet back then, that sorta stuff was SMOOOOVE!

Right now, it's making me gag, though.

Date: 2006-01-19 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
Even you found yourself wincing didn't you?

Date: 2006-01-20 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] photosexual.livejournal.com
I did. I was kind of cringing when Arnold thought he was such a ladies' man. But not cringing as much as he is when that shit is dredged back up.

Date: 2006-01-20 05:52 am (UTC)

Date: 2006-01-19 11:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tomplant.livejournal.com
Hehe.. I so wish that video wasen't so grainy.. I'd be making some LJ-Icons out of it..

"Brazil is totally devoted to my favorite body part.. The Ass" has been a .wav file of mine for years :-D

Think about it. He's the governor of the most populus state in the union.. and is a total male-pig-whore.. with the hottie wife.. In Soviet Russia, this would never happen. America-- What A Country!
-Tom :)

Date: 2006-01-19 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
*laughs her head off*

His wife is a fool.

Date: 2006-01-20 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unopeneddoor.livejournal.com
I was watching Leno one day, his wife was on. The way they met? He saw her at a party and said "Hello, I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger, and I think you have a great ass."

I wish I was chisled, rich, and famous, so pick up lines like that would work for me too.

Date: 2006-01-20 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
Insanity.
Page generated Jul. 22nd, 2025 04:07 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios