weird moment #4839587395

I realized a bit ago that I sell porn for a living.
That is something I never thought would happen.

my bitch.

Okay, I brought brownies to work and wowed those sweet folks.
Then work began to lose its lustre.

I received a harrassing/obscene phonecall from a guy named, "Sean".
He kept asking for my cell# and generally being a fuckwit.

Then I caught a shoplifter and the fucker ran off. I started yelling at him he said, "FUCK YOU." I said, "Get the hell back here."
It was awesome I was like TJ Hooker or something.

You know that dumb dumb dumb adage, "There are no stupid question."
I say WRONG.
This woman came up to me and was looking for a book on "Being an Aunt."
I was a bit perplexed.
She had recently become an Aunt and wanted a book on how to be an Aunt. I thought to myself, "how much glue do you sniff on the weekends to make that a hard job."
You hang out with small children, you spoil them a bit, and always have gum for them.

THEN she asked, "do you have that classic book...I think it is green and 'duck' is in the title."
Yeah.....
We found it. Or atleast we told her the book she was looking for was, "Make Way for Ducklings."

My head was ready to explode near the end of the day.

Stupid people need to stay home and order stuff online.

I am going to eat something big now and hate people.
RAWR.