straight away

[gfrancie]

Vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmm.

I promise to update tomorrow, jetlagged rambling and all.

Comments

[cogshiftingman.livejournal.com]

LOL! I must try that :-)

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

If you do, please be so kind as to share the story. Take pictures if you can. Pictures help maintain the narrative thread. If you lose the narrative thread, Martin Scorsese will make you do it over again.

[cogshiftingman.livejournal.com]

I will have to be well lubricated ...

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Hire a midget as an assistant. You can dress them as an alcohol carrying elf in lederhosen with a bullhorn for the moment of liftoff.

[cogshiftingman.livejournal.com]

I could also wear a large carrot on my head and periodically go "Neeep!" while scratching my eyebrows.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

People might think you're the long lost teletubbie, I'd avoid that confusion at all costs if I were you. You have no idea what a two year old might try to stick up an orifice.

[cogshiftingman.livejournal.com]

Well, that makes my eyes water just thinking about it.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

why don't you two kids just get married already.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

It's been discussed, but who changes their name, and what's to be done with the credenza?!?!?!?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Why not combine and hyphenate. Or better yet...come up with a brand new name. Your last name will be Corkboard-Mendoza.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Would we really be a fasmily then, or just a mockery the likes of Lopez-Noa-Judd-Affleck-Anthony? Think of the tabloids!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I think you shall be known as Espradille La Salle, angriest whore north of witchita.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

You mean I wasn't already? Good thing that's changing, I had so many business cards made up.

Anger hooker. $1

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

for another dollar you will bitch slap Phyllis Diller.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

For $3, Phyllis Diller puts on a strap on and violates me while reciting the collected speeches of Maritn Luther King. Encores cost extra.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Wasn't that a scene that they cut from Airport '77?

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

You visualized the ring pop, didn't you?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

that and a patch of hair in an unexpected place.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Thank you Justice Thomas...

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Anyone want a cock-I mean coke?

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Do I even need to guess what your esteemed Mr. Jenner might say to that? ;)

And random aside, according to the local art film newsletter, A Long Engagement should be coming along shortly to to local theater. Along with Hotel Rwanda, which is sure to be an excellent, if emotionally battering movie. Just had to share.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Jesus has decided to give you some love...and it might be where your bathing suit covers.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

I just call that the fringe benefit of having pets who know you're the man in the family.

*sniffles* it makes me want to wear a stained wife beater and wait for the Cops to bust my door down.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

If you remove your shoes your dream will come true.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Now you tell me. I've been banging the heels of Judy Garland's corpse together for a day now without a single wish coming true.