straight away

[gfrancie]

Vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmm.

I promise to update tomorrow, jetlagged rambling and all.

Comments

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Hire a midget as an assistant. You can dress them as an alcohol carrying elf in lederhosen with a bullhorn for the moment of liftoff.

[cogshiftingman.livejournal.com]

I could also wear a large carrot on my head and periodically go "Neeep!" while scratching my eyebrows.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

People might think you're the long lost teletubbie, I'd avoid that confusion at all costs if I were you. You have no idea what a two year old might try to stick up an orifice.

[cogshiftingman.livejournal.com]

Well, that makes my eyes water just thinking about it.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

why don't you two kids just get married already.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

It's been discussed, but who changes their name, and what's to be done with the credenza?!?!?!?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Why not combine and hyphenate. Or better yet...come up with a brand new name. Your last name will be Corkboard-Mendoza.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Would we really be a fasmily then, or just a mockery the likes of Lopez-Noa-Judd-Affleck-Anthony? Think of the tabloids!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I think you shall be known as Espradille La Salle, angriest whore north of witchita.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

You mean I wasn't already? Good thing that's changing, I had so many business cards made up.

Anger hooker. $1

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

for another dollar you will bitch slap Phyllis Diller.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

For $3, Phyllis Diller puts on a strap on and violates me while reciting the collected speeches of Maritn Luther King. Encores cost extra.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Wasn't that a scene that they cut from Airport '77?

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Close, there was one cut form Airport 77 just like it with Brenda Vaccaro with Lee Grant, but his body hair kept clogging the film feed.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

You visualized the ring pop, didn't you?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

that and a patch of hair in an unexpected place.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Thank you Justice Thomas...

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Anyone want a cock-I mean coke?

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Do I even need to guess what your esteemed Mr. Jenner might say to that? ;)

And random aside, according to the local art film newsletter, A Long Engagement should be coming along shortly to to local theater. Along with Hotel Rwanda, which is sure to be an excellent, if emotionally battering movie. Just had to share.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Jesus has decided to give you some love...and it might be where your bathing suit covers.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

I just call that the fringe benefit of having pets who know you're the man in the family.

*sniffles* it makes me want to wear a stained wife beater and wait for the Cops to bust my door down.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

If you remove your shoes your dream will come true.

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

Now you tell me. I've been banging the heels of Judy Garland's corpse together for a day now without a single wish coming true.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Take a lesson from our lord and savior Charles Nelson Reilly.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

you must read the holy book of Don Knotts. It tells all of the secrets.